I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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