you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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