bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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