Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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