I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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