so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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