i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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