i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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