You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
she looked like the before picture.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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