Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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