Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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