Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Where are you guys?
Drunk
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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