It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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