Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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