What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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