ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
