When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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