GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The feeling are messing with the penis
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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