At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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