Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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