In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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