Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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