i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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