There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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