i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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