I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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