Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
