OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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