I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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