i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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