I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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