My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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