yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
