i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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