That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
