what if I'm pregnant?
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I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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