just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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