she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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