Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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