hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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