Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
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