I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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