yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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