Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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