I saw his package. It spoke to me.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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