Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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