Heybabeimwearingurpanties
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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