I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I want to have your abortion
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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