Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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