yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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