Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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