he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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