Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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