38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
You are a genius and a whore.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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