So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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